Primitive Life Explorer Gifts

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Great, now we're lost."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"Now do you believe me?"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I think we should get a dog."

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

How?

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

The meaning of life...

The Origin of Life

Maze life.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

Life's Directions

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."