Primitive Living Admirer Gifts

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Now do you believe me?"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Woolly tofu.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

'These bugs ion your hair are simply delicious! where id you pick them up at?'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

I'm with biped.