Primitive Life Enthusiast Gifts

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

An Early Power Point Presentation.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'