Primitive Life Enthusiast Mugs

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Ancient Geek Culture.