Primitive Lifestyle Lover Mugs

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

The Birth of Free Market Economics. I wish I had a rock. I wish I had a stick. (Published originally on August 8, 2005.)

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Old Country Buffet.