Primitive Lifestyle Admirer Mugs

"Now do you believe me?"

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

REPENT! Get back to nature

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Old Country Buffet.