Primitive Culture Admirer Mugs

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"I think we should get a dog."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'