Primitive Culture Admirer Mugs

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Bull Headache

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

'Any Indian can claim to be chief of the Duckfeet - how do I now you're telling the truth?'

The chief liked to smoke a peace pipe in his toupee