Primitive Culture Fan Mugs

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'