Indigenous Culture Admirer Mugs

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"There's no need to shout!"

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Another text message from the crow tribe.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

'And there's another one complaining about jobs going to India.'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

'How could you not know it was loaded'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

Boomerang

Man sat sadly amongst happy masks.

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"He knows about 40 words, but most of them are for snow."

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Of course you know this means war.'

Bull Headache

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"