Primitive Living Aficionado Mugs

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

True, it's a fixer-upper.

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"You should consider buying."

"I think we should get a dog."

"Now do you believe me?"

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"So, when did you guys get a bidet?"

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

"Still tastes like grass."

You know we were talking about death and 'going to a better place..'?

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'