Primitive Lifestyle Aficionado Mugs

'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

REPENT! Get back to nature

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"You should consider buying."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations