Primitive Lifestyle Aficionado Pillows

'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'

Primitive magician

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

REPENT! Get back to nature

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"I think we should get a dog."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'