Primitive Life Aficionado Pillows

"I think we should get a dog."

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Ancient Geek Culture.

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'

'TCHA! Not one of your better ideas.'

"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"