Primitive Life Admirer Pillows

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Primitive magician

"And would you like flies with that?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Frog with an umbrella.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'You're arrogant!'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Bovine Adrenaline Junkies.

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

'Look son, it's daddy.'