Primitive Living Admirer Pillows

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Primitive magician

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I think we should get a dog."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Now do you believe me?"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Woolly tofu.

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'These bugs ion your hair are simply delicious! where id you pick them up at?'

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'