Primitive Life Aficionado Prints

"I think we should get a dog."

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Now do you believe me?"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

An Early Power Point Presentation.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Ancient Geek Culture.

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'