Primitive Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Where is your glove? When you went in you were wearing a glove!'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

Old Country Buffet.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'