Primitive Trade Lover Gifts

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Why money was invented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

'The neatest part is, it's self-replicating!'

"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"