Primitive Technology Lover Gifts

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

Target

The first car accident.

Primitive magician

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Technological advances within the office.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Antiques.

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

"The fax machine ate my homework."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'Of course the school doesn't teach you the Fax of life, dear. How are they supposed to know that our FAX number is (555) 563-5555?'