Primitive Technology Gifts

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

The first car accident.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The man who discovered smoke

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Developing the boomerang.

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

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