Primitive Techie Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a tech lover's creative side? Our collection for primitive techies features clever, humorous items that showcase a love for all things techy and handcrafted. Whether they’re into vintage gadgets or DIY projects, these gifts bring a fun twist to their passion and add a touch of personality to their space.

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"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!" mockup

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

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The first car accident.

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Ascent of Machine.

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"Invest in technology."

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"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood." mockup

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Gadget geek.

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"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted." mockup

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

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All the apps hidden within a phone mockup

All the apps hidden within a phone

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I've always been slower than computers...

I've always been slower than computers... mockup

I've always been slower than computers...

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Boombox

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You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it. mockup

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid." mockup

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."

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'Everyone's in a rush these days!' mockup

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

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"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me." mockup

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

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"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!" mockup

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

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Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department. mockup

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

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"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..." mockup

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

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The Uses of a Stethoscope

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ." mockup

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

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"I'm just gonna do one more set." mockup

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

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'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?' mockup

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

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'Music & Gym'

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Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz. mockup

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

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A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard mockup

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

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"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?" mockup

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

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"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are." mockup

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

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Artificial Isle

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Primitive Techie Gifts Collection

Primitive Techie Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever phrases and designs perfect for the primitive techie in your life—making every coffee break more fun.

Primitive Techie Pillows

Comfort meets geeky charm with our pillows designed for tech lovers who appreciate creative, handcrafted decor.

Primitive Techie Prints

Transform their space with prints that celebrate vintage tech and DIY innovations—art that sparks conversation and inspiration.

Primitive Techie T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the tech-savvy creator with designs that highlight their hobby for vintage gadgets and DIY tech projects.