Primitive Technology Buff Gifts

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

The first car accident.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I think we should get a dog."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

Voila! Matter into energy!

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."