Primitive Tech Lover Gifts

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

The first car accident.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Technological advances within the office.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old-fashioned computer

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'