Primitive Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Ancient Geek Culture.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

The first car accident.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Email in a bottle.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

Myspace then and now.

Voila! Matter into energy!

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"