Primitive Tech Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for the primitive tech enthusiast? Celebrate their unique blend of vintage charm and modern curiosity with witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that showcase their love for old-school tech innovations and new-school humor.

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Ancient Geek Culture.

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I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre. mockup

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

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The first car accident.

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"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?" mockup

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!' mockup

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?' mockup

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

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"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech." mockup

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

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'I wonder if they've got wifi here?' mockup

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

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"So easy a caveman did do it."

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"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal." mockup

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

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'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

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"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!" mockup

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

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'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.' mockup

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

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'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!' mockup

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

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'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?' mockup

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

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Email in a bottle.

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"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct" mockup

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

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Early 3D home entertainment systems. mockup

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

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"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"I like it, but the women will never wear it." mockup

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

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'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?' mockup

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

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A cave man blowing down a blowpipe. mockup

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

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"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel" mockup

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

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"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code." mockup

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

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'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.' mockup

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

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'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!' mockup

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

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"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!" mockup

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

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'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.' mockup

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

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'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.' mockup

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

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"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle." mockup

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

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'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.' mockup

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

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Caveman goes to get the wheel patented. mockup

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

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'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?' mockup

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

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'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?" mockup

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

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Myspace then and now.

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Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh." mockup

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

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Primitive Tech Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Primitive Tech Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for primitive tech enthusiasts—combining vintage charm with witty designs for every coffee break.

Primitive Tech Enthusiast Pillows

Discover pillows with vintage tech themes—add a playful and cozy touch to the space of any primitive tech enthusiast.

Primitive Tech Enthusiast Prints

Browse our prints celebrating classic gadgets and tech humor—great for decorating the space of a primitive tech lover with style and nostalgia.

Primitive Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for primitive tech fans—featuring retro tech illustrations and clever phrases that celebrate their nostalgic tech love.