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Ancient Geek Culture.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

The first car accident.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Email in a bottle.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

Myspace then and now.

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."