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'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.