Primitive Technology Admirer Gifts

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This thing isn't working."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Developing the boomerang.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Voila! Matter into energy!

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'