Prehistoric Technology Admirer Gifts

Reinventing the Wheel

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

The Invention of the Wheel

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'The first cocktail.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Early cave painters

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226