Prehistoric Tech Junkie Gifts

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Reinventing the Wheel

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Old Phones Lasagne

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

Technological advances within the office.

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'The first cocktail.'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.