Prehistoric Tech Junkie T-Shirts

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Old Phones Lasagne

Sober Tooth Tiger

Reinventing the Wheel

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Technological advances within the office.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

'The first cocktail.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."