Prehistoric Ingenuity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ghak invented the wheel and Grunz invented the breakdown service

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Sober Tooth Tiger

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"