Prehistoric Ingenuity Enthusiast Mugs

Ghak invented the wheel and Grunz invented the breakdown service

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!