Prehistoric Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

Digital Dinosaur

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Invention of the Wheel