Prehistoric Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

Digital Dinosaur

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Early on-line shopping

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

The First Kite

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'