Prehistoric Tech Geek Gifts

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The original paperless office

Reinventing the Wheel

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call

Developing the boomerang.

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

'Turkey dot com.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"How do you turn it off?"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

Digital Dinosaur

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Computer Based Training - the early years

Pre-email and Post-email.

Early tech support

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

Ancient man with modern weapons.

"Jim they have go other ways of doing that these days."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'