Prehistoric Geek Gifts

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Why the dinosaurs have died out...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Reinventing the Wheel