Prehistoric Nerd Gifts

Ancient man with modern weapons.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'