Prehistory Geek Gifts

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

'Einsteiners.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

The discovery of asparagus.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Stonehenge Explained

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Macbeth: Take Two

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''