Prehistory Geek Mugs

'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Stonehenge Explained

Macbeth: Take Two

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Used wheels