Prehistory Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'Okay, that's enough of your work history.'

"I used to be a hunter, I was just transferred to accounts payable."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

"I'm going to major in history, so I thought prehistory might help."

"Wow. I've invented the hole."

'Yeah? Well, maybe I am a bum! But mark my words: one day my skull is going to be worth millions!!'

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

Two Neanderthals standing in front of a store, 'Walking Shoes ‘R Us,' which is having a 'Fire Sale.' One asks, 'What's fire?' The other asks, 'What's walking?'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Here's the parking lot."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'