Prehistory Buffs Gifts

The late Cretaceous period.

'Two, three, five, seven...all the prime numbers there are.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Used wheels

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"And you'll be a man my son!"