Prehistory Lover Gifts

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

The First Kite

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'