Prehistory Lover Prints

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'