Archaeology Geek Gifts

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'How's your novel coming along?'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Britain in 410AD

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Stonehenge Explained

'Somebody got some sun.'

The consensus among anthropologists is that Neanderthals performed poorly in golf...'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I think it was an election year."

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Mummy Shrink.

Stone henge swing.

"I think I'm lost."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."