Archaeology Geek Gifts

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'How's your novel coming along?'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Britain in 410AD

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Stonehenge Explained

'Somebody got some sun.'

The consensus among anthropologists is that Neanderthals performed poorly in golf...'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I think it was an election year."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Archaeologists discover a football

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Mummy Shrink.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Stone henge swing.

"I think I'm lost."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."