Archaeology Buff Gifts

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Tourists

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I think it was an election year."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Pyramid catflap...

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."