Archeology Aficionado Gifts

'It's too big for me to keep clean myself.'

Gay Cavemen.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Great we have mice.

And here we see when the civilization turned post-columbian, right after the invention of the coffee-maker.

Jesus' bones.

Washington's Study as he left it - "Boy, did that place need a good tidy."

'Always hunters, never gatherers!'

"Whoa, volcanic glass? Very high tech."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Those Were The Days

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

I'm With Stooped

Archaeologists discover a football

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."