Archaeological Aficionado Gifts

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I think it was an election year."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Archaeologists discover a football