Archaeology Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'It says, 'these crude instruments have been recalled due to a manufacturer's defect'.'

"Try again."

"I have been digging holes for over 20 years and this is my first dead body. I have to admit, I'm not sure what the exact protocol is here. Should we just put the dirt back and dig somewhere else?"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

God Setting Up Stonehenge

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

'This is the life.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Why stonehenge took 1500 years to complete.

Piltdown man

Easter Island.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Spudhenge

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I'm With Stooped