Archaeology Lover Gifts

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

"I think I'm lost."

Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

Egyptian Golfers.

'She says she wants equal rights... What do you think?'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Easter Island Gas Pumps

Pyramid catflap...

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'