Archaeology Lover Gifts

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

"I think I'm lost."

Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.

Sadie, I just saw that the "great flood" myths are based on reality. You "saw"? On Youtube. It was a video called "The Advanced Pre Ice Age Civilizations that Vanished from Earth." The guy pointed out that the last ice age ended 12,000-ish years ago. And when it ended, huge ice caps that were two miles deep melted and flooded much of the world. And then he laid out a bunch of other evidence having to do with maps and artifacts and something or other. "Something or other"? Well, yeah, at around t

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

Egyptian Golfers.

'She says she wants equal rights... What do you think?'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Easter Island Gas Pumps

Pyramid catflap...

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

I'm With Stooped

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Archaeologists discover a football

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

I came, I saw, I partied!