Archeology Admirer Gifts

"I don't think you've ever met my little Venus."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I'm With Stooped

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

Souvenirs.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

How they did it . . .

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Mummy Shrink.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'